Episode 5: Isn`t It Hard On Your Ass? / I Need More Enjoyment / I Should Run To School With Bread In My Mouth, Too!

No sexual comments = Nightmare!?!

Yep, that is the title for this episode and it is not a typo, also I may have to be little explicit (not too much) as it is getting difficult not to, also this episode has a lot going on, so being brief as I hope is going to be difficult. The episode intro is a bit weird, as in out of focus (no don’t try and adjust your eyes, it’s not you or your computer). Takatoshi arrives at school and is greeted by Shino, followed by Aria (you can just see the top of Suzu’s head, if you missed it) Takatoshi is puzzled in why Shino was serious, Aria replies that she is. During the council meeting, everyone is normal, too normal which Takatoshi asks about the lack of sexual jokes, which horrifies everyone and recommends he should be dismissed, then he wakes up in bed with all that being a dream. Kotomi enters his bedroom, tell him it is time to get up, which he does and immediately falls to the floor.

At school, the student council find out that Takatoshi is off school with a cold. Shino blames herself, after she accepted Takatoshi’s umbrella during the rain in the last episode. Aria suggests that they should visit him, but Shino says it may be overwhelming for him so volunteers to visit him after school.

No cactus was involved

At home, Kotomi comes home and gives Takatoshi a sports drink and a hentai magazine. Later, Takatoshi starts to hallucinate and starts seeing the girl from the hentai magazine. Shino arrives, with Kotomi thinking she is from the escort service. Shino brings Takatoshi a gift, a porno magazine and a cactus. Shino offers to clean Takatoshi’s ears, with Kotomi suspecting something else from next door. When Shino leaves, Kotomi gives her brother a rubber ring cushion suspecting his bottom is sore.

The next day, Takatoshi is back at school and is on the end of another Shino joke, when he is staring at another girl, Shino thinks he prefers short hair girls on the bases of being able to see their bra. Later, Takatoshi finds Aria stood in front of a door, spaced out again. This time she forgets that the school doesn’t have automatic doors. During lessons, Takatoshi falls asleep which gives Yokoshima the chance to play a prank on him by whispering sexual talk into his ear, too see if he ejaculates in his sleep.

Try open sesame

In another class, Suzu is being challenged by fellow classmate into how smart she is, with Suzu winning flawlessly. In student council room, Takatoshi leaves the room with a stomach-ache, but the girls think it’s that he has a long penis. Shino is worried about the upcoming open day swimming, so starts rubbing her breasts think they would grow larger just as Takatoshi enters the room. Shino tells Takatoshi about the swimming open day tomorrow and has hung a Teru teru bozu doll upright (praying for sun) at the window. Hata enters the room and tells Shino that she will be taking a sexy pose picture of Shino tomorrow during swimming open day as they had discussed during a meeting when Shino was half asleep. Hata then leaves, prompting Shino turning the doll upside down (praying for rain).

The next day, Shino and Aria are at the swim open day, Hata is trying to take a normal picture of her, which turns out to be of a sexual nature. Takatoshi is walking passed with a fellow classmate (I think this is Mitsuba, but I am not sure) who points out Shino trembling on the starting block showing her fear of heights again. During a break, Shino discovers that she has smaller breasts than Aria, but has a bigger ass than her. Later Hata tells Takatoshi that she will be take pictures of the boys, as requested by Yokoshima; Suzu wonders why hers was not selected, which turns out that Hata would be in trouble for producing child porn (another Suzu height joke).

Makeshift deaf aid

The next day, Takatoshi oversleeps and only takes a piece of bread to eat on the way, but his sister Kotomi tells him that boys don’t run with bread in their mouths. Later, Aria has a meeting with Shino, about her having a relationship. Shino tells her it is forbidden but is prompted by Takatoshi to hear more. It turns out that she wanted to take in a stray cat that wandered on to the school grounds. Shino thanks Takatoshi for making her listen to Aria more as she would of dismissed it out right.

Pole-vaulting.. Hands-free

The next day, it is Kotomi who is late for school and also opts to run with bread in her mouth, which turns out to be a long piece of bread (looks like a baguette to me). Later, Suzu is talking to Takatoshi in the corridor and asks him if has gotten use to the council. Takatoshi replies he has, but since being around girls, he can’t understand the normal conversations, which turns out that this is also the same problem that Suzu has as well. Later, Yokoshima asks Takatoshi to help her clean the resource room, which turns out to be a ploy to seduce him, but Takatoshi escapes and blocks the door, trapping Yokoshima inside.

The school is celebrating its 50th Anniversary and the student council has been given a section of the school website for the student council, but Shino cannot use a computer. After tuition by Takatoshi, she is still unable to complete the web page as it is difficult, Aria then has a suggestion, which is revealed she had turn the student council webpage into a porno-style site based on the school.

Computers are dangerous

Kotomi is introduced a bit more in this episode and is perverted as the rest of them, I can’t wait to see when she starts college with them. There doesn’t seem to be an outline main storyline at the moment. So ok we know that Aria is dumb, Suzu is smart yet has a “short” fuse and Shino is just perverted, move on.